Annoying coworker organizes outdoor "team building" activity on a Saturday to impress management, event falls apart: 'It poured all day'

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  • A woman in a yellow sweater leads a team meeting in a conference room.
  • "The coworker who staged a 'team bonding' event to impress management"

    About 4 months ago, one of my coworkers (let's call her Megan) started trying way too hard to get noticed by upper management.
  • She's not a bad worker, just... really into optics. The kind who loudly asks "Does anyone need help?" right as the boss walks by, but goes back to scrolling once they're gone.
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  • Anyway, our company's been pushing for more "employee engagement," and Megan volunteered to organize a team- building event. Management gave
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  • her a small budget, and she went all in, custom invites, matching shirts, the works. She booked this "outdoor adventure course"
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  • A team building outdoor exercise in the forest.
  • about 45 minutes away and made attendance sound mandatory (even though it wasn't). Half the team reluctantly showed up on a Saturday morning. She
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  • was running around with a clipboard like a summer camp counselor. Problem is, she didn't actually check the weather forecast, it poured all day. The
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  • entire "adventure course" was shut down, and we just sat in a damp picnic shelter eating soggy sandwiches and trying not to slip in the mud.
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  • She spent most of the time taking selfies and posting "What a GREAT turnout! #TeamSpirit" to LinkedIn.
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  • Here's the kicker, when the department head saw the post, he thought it was genuinely successful and thanked her in the
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  • next all-staff email. Now every month, she's "volunteered" to host another one. We're all quietly praying for rain again.
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  • Two people running in the pouring rain.
  • ''S esAnd James • 11h ago . do not ever ask me to do some dumb fuck teambuilding shit on a weekend. give me tickets to something, do teambuilding shit offsite on a FRIDAY, but fuck no to honing in on my personal time.
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  • Vintage_Winter 7h ago The sad truth is, people like her make it.
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  • GooseAlternative22 5h ago • I work with a girl like that. She even got an official title as culture ambassador and she's actually the most toxic one at work. Management loves her though.
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  • I just love the politics of work. Management doesn't care who actually works, they care about who makes their life easier and makes them look good.
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  • VegasLife84.5h ago She's not a bad worker Yes, she is
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